Rebel64
02-01-2008, 04:53 PM
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower:
Cooter, Bucky and Rogey.
As they start their descent Cooter slips,
Falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away,
Bucky says, 'Well, damn, someone
Should go and tell his wife.'
Rogey says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that
Sensitive stuff, I'll do it.
'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bucky says,
'Where did you get that beer, Rogey?' '
Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Rogey replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'
Well, not exactly', Rogey says.
'When she answered the door,
I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Sh!t
Cooter, Bucky and Rogey.
As they start their descent Cooter slips,
Falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away,
Bucky says, 'Well, damn, someone
Should go and tell his wife.'
Rogey says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that
Sensitive stuff, I'll do it.
'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bucky says,
'Where did you get that beer, Rogey?' '
Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Rogey replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'
Well, not exactly', Rogey says.
'When she answered the door,
I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Sh!t