Hunting Joke of the Day

[hampster_rancher]

Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

The other two said, 'Man, what happened to you?' He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'

The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

The other two said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.'

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said.

The other two couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, 'Man, what happened?'

He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his butt and kissed him good night...Daryl sat up and watched me all night."

[Rebel64]

Lol!

[800Stealth]

Good one Hampster.

Here's one a local old timer told me.
Joe, Jim, and John are on a deer hunt, it's been 3 days and no one has squeezed off a single round.
Cold, wet, and tired Joe decides to head back to the tent early, Jim and John tell him there gonna give it another hour.
After 20 minutes a monster of a buck walks into veiw, Jim steadies his rifle and fires. The buck wobbles a bit then bolts down the trail towards the camp.
Jim and John run down the trail after it and finally after quite a distance they come upon the buck, surprisingly it's fallen not 10 feet from Joe whom they realise has fallen asleep while sitting over a log taking care of a number 2.
Jim and John know such a large animal will be much easier to get 5 miles back to camp if they gut it where it lay. They finish prepping the animal and to there amazement Joe has not woken up yet, in good fun Jim and John decide to put the gut pile right under Joe as he sleeps. That outa be worth a laugh when he finally wakes up Jim chuckles as they haul the dear back.
After an hour or so Joe walks into the camp white as a ghost.
What's wrong Joe?
I think I need to see a doctor, I sat on a log back there to relieve myself but I must have dozed off. When I woke up I looked behind me I saw I had shat out all my insides.
But Joe you wouldn't be alive had that really happen, you must be loosing it laughs John.
I know I should be dead , but with the grace of God and these two fingers I got every inch back inside me........

[froogle]

eeew....lmao

[hampster_rancher]

Lmao!! Yuck!

[badmaners]

That's just not right LOL.

[hampster_rancher]

A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on
his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an
ad for 'Bear Removers.'
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30
minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got
a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
'What are you going to do,' the homeowner asks?
'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to
go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles
and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of the van.'
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
'What's the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner.
'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.'

[800Stealth]

LOL good one.

[sweeper]

to funny

[froogle]

nice...lol

[Mudjunkie]

wow solid laughs